AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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