So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY