Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 129
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY