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Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Villages Defended:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	6949	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	674
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crops Grown:	9224	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6921
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	2387
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	71	Royal Courts Attended:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	9832
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.