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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 15
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2123

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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