NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Enchantments Applied:	152
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Villages Defended:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Emeralds Found:	5483
Epic Quests Completed:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Emeralds Found:	410	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7074
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	244
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Votes:	3735
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	4767	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2049	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	542
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!