come join our epic minecraft server where we have australian billionaire boss who wants to keep you trapped in the game so you don’t go out for coffee in real life. he’s like, “no coffee breaks, only block breaks!”

we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”

our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.

join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Emeralds Found: 9005 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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