BlockyProfessionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	5126
Magic Items Found:	4014	Enchantments Applied:	288
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams! Join us and discover the most essential profession in the Minecraft world that you never even knew you needed – professional chicken wrangler!

Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and you must wrangle them to safety while avoiding their evil plots for world domination. Only the bravest and most skilled chicken wranglers can survive in this chaotic world. But fear not, for the rewards are great – endless feathers, eggs, and the undying gratitude of the chicken overlords.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest chicken wrangling adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate chicken whisperer and save the Minecraft world from poultry peril.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6622	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Votes:	2548	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	2016	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9596	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Votes:	9901
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mines Excavated:	3647	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	3764	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9124

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	8328	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	595545	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Votes:	2319
Secret Passages Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!