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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mines Excavated:	4626
Buildings Constructed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, friendship, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, personal choice, rejection, relationships, Respect, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, tolerance, trans man, TransManRejectorCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DiddySnitchCraft

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to see Diddy Kong snitching on all the other players for stealing his bananas. That’s right, this server is bananas!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.

So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SadSmilesHideHere

amazing smiles, Confidence, emotional barriers, emotional well being, fear, Happiness, hidden beauty, inner beauty, insecure, mental health, personal struggles, positivity, sad, SadSmilesHideHere, self esteem, self-conscious, Self-expression, Share, social anxiety, Vulnerability, world

join dis server and u will see unicorns flying around, pooping rainbows and glitter everywhere. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house out of cheese and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that farts diamonds. also, there are secret caves filled with dancing pandas and talking trees. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RainbowCraft: LGBTQ+ Safe Haven

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. plus, we got rainbow sheep and unicorns flying around everywhere, it’s like a magical wonderland up in here.

and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

What is the IP for Sword4000 Minecraft Server?

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Sword4000 is a passionate gamer and content creator known for their skill and dedication in the gaming community. With a focus on strategy and competitive gameplay, Sword4000 has built a reputation for entertaining and informative content that resonates with fellow gamers. Their unique perspective and engaging personality have earned them a dedicated following across various social media platforms. Whether they’re sharing tips and tricks, streaming gameplay, or participating in tournaments, Sword4000 continues to inspire and connect with gamers around the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	570103
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Emeralds Found:	5657	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Quirky World Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to rid the world of quirks, because let’s be real, who needs those pesky special abilities anyway? Our fearless leader will stop at nothing to achieve this goal, even if it means using his own quirk to do so.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	3709

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43