come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fluoride that your IQ will DROP faster than a creeper explodes! forget about being smart, we want you to be DUMB and have FUN! our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, except the rollercoaster is broken and you’re just free-falling into stupidity! join now and see if you can survive the fluoride madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Mines Excavated: 3080 Endless Night Skies: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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