Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Farms Harvested: 529
Players Killed by Monsters: 6840 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY