remember that time when you were playing minecraft and suddenly your organs were repo’d because you didn’t pay back your loan? yeah, that was wild. but guess what, on this server, you can pay for organs via subscription! never worry about losing your kidneys again!

join our server for the most epic adventures ever. we have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, unicorns that poop rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers).

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. we promise you’ll never be bored again. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who doesn’t love cookies?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting dragons. they can be a bit feisty.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Secret Passages Found: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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