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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9360 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 902 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?