SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	165	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Crops Grown:	6639
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of trying to make friends in the real world but everyone just wants to go out and get wasted? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why waste time at a bar when you can join our server and bond over building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons?

Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Emeralds Found:	5772
Endless Night Skies:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	52
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Votes:	1195	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5471
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!