CraftyMcLifeUpgrade | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4970
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	445
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ores Mined:	8922
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7521	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	90	Star Shards Collected:	98

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	4007
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Towns Built:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Emeralds Found:	4515	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!