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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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