BrotherBucksDenyLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Just like the OP’s twin brother, Ken, who can’t seem to get his life together, our server is full of unpredictable twists and turns.

Just like how Ken refuses to take the bus to see his kids, on our server, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and obstacles to reach your goals. And just like how Ken constantly asks for money, you’ll have to grind hard to earn your riches and build your empire.

But don’t worry, unlike Ken’s sister, we won’t call you selfish for not lending us money. In fact, we encourage you to be greedy and hoard all the diamonds for yourself! So come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	434
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	988333	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	100
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	521
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3035	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Rainbows Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1019	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Towns Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!