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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7969 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Votes: | 3752 |
But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.
So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.