CraftyCringeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crops Grown:	8688	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Farms Harvested:	232	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	980	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3578	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	707044

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3307	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	146	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.