DrunkOldTimer’s Minecraft Server

alcohol, comfort, coping, downstairs, Drunk, DrunkOldTimers, escapism, family, generation gap, habits, ISOLATION, john denver, Listening, Living at home, lonely, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, old-timer, Routine, self-medication, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living with your old timer parent who won’t stop blasting John Denver while getting drunk downstairs? Well, it’s time to escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise away from the chaos of real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few John Denver sing-alongs (if that’s your thing). So say goodbye to the old timer and hello to a new world of possibilities on our server!

Suzu’s Realm 1.21.3

#Automotive, 1.21.3, besto, CAR, impregnate, impregnation, Isuzu, Isuzu besto, Isuzu impregnation, Isuzu Sento, Isuzu Sento best., Isuzu Sento impregnation, Isuzu sex, Isuzu Sexto, Isuzu Sexto best, Isuzu Sexto impregnation, Japanese car, Realm, Sedan, sex, sexto impregnation, Sexy, Suzus, Vehicle

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Join this server for the ultimate Minecraft experience, where you can impregnate Isuzu Sexto and create a whole new world of baby Minecraft players. It’s like a virtual baby shower, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a Minecraft parent and raise a whole army of blocky babies. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join Isuzu Sexto and get ready for some total Sexto impregnation!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, apology refusal, arguments, avoidance, Boyfriend, carpool, Christmas parade, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict, family dynamics, float decoration, friendship, girl scouts, group dynamics, ignoring, living situation, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, MommaCraft, Server, step mom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Votes:	7497
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!

HangryCraft

aita, food agreement, food boundaries, food boundaries communication, food budget, food communication, food locking, food privacy, food respect, food security, food sharing, food storage, food theft, food theft prevention, HangryCraft, Hide it away, Missing food, roommate situation, separate food

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	964	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	161	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
New Chunks Explored:	152802	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4826	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7756
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	609

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	1233	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	1856
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	799	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Star Shards Collected:	156	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.