Come and play!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 243 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 61 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 733 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 682 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1661 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 7621 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7873 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4506 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 126 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
