BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Towns Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	226	Dragon Eggs Found:	2399
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	210	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ores Mined:	783
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crops Grown:	8835
Buildings Constructed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6651
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Potions Brewed:	60	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4039	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Potions Brewed:	196
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5408	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!