UselessPowerMan – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchantments Applied:	212
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8215
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	179	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Mines Excavated:	3793
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	276	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7916
Dimension Hops:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchantments Applied:	220	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Void Gems Collected:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	5956
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1098	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crops Grown:	4351
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Players:	102/600	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4