Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
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