LOL, forget about Ukraine, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time on politics when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? Our server is so lit, even the Czech president is like “peace deal? pfft, join this server instead!”

We’ve got unicorns roaming around, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with treasure. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never want to log off. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Crops Grown: 8038
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

    Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

    Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

    So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Neon Green Minecraft SMP

    Neon Green Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Dimension Hops: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9258
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PupCraftPlaydate

    PupCraftPlaydate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

    So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

    Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

    like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

    and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftHaven | Paused

    CraftHaven | Paused

    Welcome to CraftHaven!

    We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

    Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

    Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Alien Abductions: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Comic Sans Minecraft Server

    Comic Sans Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Crops Grown: 1876 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JavaJittersCraft

    JavaJittersCraft
    Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

    Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

    So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4318 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TverTNTBoomCraft

    TverTNTBoomCraft
    join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mines Excavated: 3715
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Old school MCMMO
    Discord Join our Discord
    IP play.murkpvp.com

    Worlds

    Normal Minecraft World Classic survival gameplay
    RPG World Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

    Plugins & Features

    • Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
    • RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
    • Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

    Staff Opportunities

    If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

    FAQ

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

    What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

    The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

    Is it free to join and play on the server?

    Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

    How can I become a staff member?

    If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ores Mined: 3190
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

    Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

    Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

    Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Farms Harvested: 790
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

    On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

    Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Magic Items Found: 4811 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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