GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7597	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	147
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7586

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Animals Bred:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	177	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Potions Brewed:	53	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	112	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.