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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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