ConcussedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	68
Alien Abductions:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6609
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crops Grown:	4946

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how sometimes u hit ur head and u think ur fine but then u start acting all weird and stuff? well, this server is like that but in a fun way! join us and experience the wacky world of minecraft with a twist!

we got crazy builds that will make ur head spin, literally! like, one time someone built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots u out into space. it’s wild, man!

and the players on this server are like no other. they’re all a little loopy in the best way possible. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. one time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was hilarious!

so if u wanna have a blast and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way, come join us on this server. it’s a concussion-inducing good time!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1881
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	865640	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1180	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4295
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4344	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	494
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!