ParentalDisapproval Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Votes:	7469	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and never have to worry about disappointing your parents again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for dirt (trust us, it’s a good deal).

So if you’re ready to escape the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual paradise, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who needs a good relationship with their parents when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf named Fluffy?

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Crops Grown:	8989
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1028	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mines Excavated:	1260	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Votes:	9144
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	25	Runes Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ores Mined:	5938
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!