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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2090 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 802 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through a world filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave. Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama, because things are about to get wild!
So, when did you realize you were “cooked”? Probably the moment you decided to join our insane Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).