CraftyRoasts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and all things related. From Aogiri Highschool to Hololive, we’ve got it all! Ever wanted to attend a virtual idol concert or join a virtual reality ASMR session? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will blow your mind! Imagine a battle between Kizuna Ai and 774 inc over who gets the last diamond ore in the virtual world. Or picture a dance-off between members of VEE and Sinsogumi to see who has the best moves on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a virtual adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Special Minecraft SMP Moments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island that can only be accessed by riding a unicorn through a rainbow portal. Once you’re there, you’ll be greeted by a friendly dragon who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

Join us now and become part of our wacky community where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, this server is special in all the best ways!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SenselessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can trade in your boring old senses for superpowers! That’s right, forget about seeing, hearing, tasting, smelling, or touching – who needs those when you can shoot lasers out of your eyes or control time with a snap of your fingers?

Join us on this server where players have traded their senses for incredible abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Give up your sense of taste and soar through the skies. Tired of hearing your annoying neighbors? Trade in your sense of hearing and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you build your epic Minecraft creations.

But be warned, the more senses you give up, the more powerful your abilities become. Some players have sacrificed all five senses and now have the power to summon dragons, create entire worlds with a single thought, and even turn into a block of diamond at will.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sense of smell). Who needs senses when you can have superpowers?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mines Excavated:	3601	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	594584
Animals Bred:	97	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HerbicideHavocMC

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so, like, u know how some servers are all boring and serious and stuff? well, not this one, dude! we got cows flying through the sky, spraying herbicides everywhere! it’s like a crazy disco party, but with trees getting wrecked instead of dancing! come join us and help save the environment by causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious way possible! plus, u get to hang out with some cool cows who are totally down to party. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some mischief together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Workplace Cashback Loop

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so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you will enter a world where every block you break has a chance of dropping real life cash! imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a hundred dollar bill pops out, like whaaat?! it’s like a treasure hunt but with actual treasure!

not only that, but every time you build a sick house or defeat a boss, your boss at work might notice and give you a raise! it’s like a secret code between the game and your job, making you a minecraft millionaire in no time!

plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the luckier you get in real life. people have reported finding money on the street, winning the lottery, and even getting free pizza deliveries just by being part of this epic minecraft community!

so come join us and start your journey to riches and success, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your bank account, but who cares when you’re rolling in diamonds and dollar bills, amirite?!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TLR713’s Prankster Paradise

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so, like, have you ever wanted to be a superhero in minecraft? well, on our server, you can be like, the ultimate virus-fighting warrior! join us and harness the power of TLR713, the most epic TLR7 agonist in all the land!

we’ve got crazy battles against evil PRV replication, where you can show off your antiviral therapy skills and save the day! become a legend in the minecraft world and prove that you are the ultimate hero against viruses!

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! who knew fighting viruses could be so much fun in minecraft?!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	387169	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GServersMC.xyz

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Welcome to GSERVERSMC!

IP: g.gserversmc.xyz

Come and experience the best Minecraft adventure today!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	359	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Back to Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Animals Bred:	146

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MommaCraft: F Off Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2278

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DeathtasticCelebHoax

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories! We have secret tunnels leading to underground bunkers where Elvis Presley and Tupac are chilling together, sipping on diamond-studded milkshakes. But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal to a parallel universe where Michael Jackson is moonwalking on the moon! So come on down and solve the mystery of which famous person successfully faked their death – the answer might just blow your blocky mind!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyNATOvsRussia

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?

join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP

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Welcome to HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP!

Dive into the ultimate survival experience where every heart counts.

In the world of HeartThieves, every kill you make steals health from your enemies. Trust is scarce, and every battle could be your last!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Kill or be killed! Steal health to grow stronger. PvP & Raiding: Fight, raid, and conquer. Custom Events: Participate in epic server-wide events. Java & Bedrock Support: Play with friends on any platform! Active Community: Team up or go solo in a growing player base.

Join now and prove your strength! https://discord.gg/ZGnRNmRD6p

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Holicraft Network

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Holicraft Network – Discover your new Minecraft adventure!

Modalities: – Survival: Survive, explore and build in an open world full of challenges. – Bedwars: Defend your bed and destroy enemy beds in epic team battles. – Anarchic: Live in a world without rules, where you can form alliances or cause chaos at will. – KnockBackFFA: Face other players in combat arenas where the objective is not to fall into the void.

Join our community and enjoy events, rewards and a unique experience in each modality!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.