PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mines Excavated:	4051
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5209
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1803	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	2111
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Secret Passages Found:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Votes:	5546	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	233
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	6659	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
New Chunks Explored:	218879	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Votes:	4266
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	3550	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension Hops:	15

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7817	Herobrine Sightings:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Animals Bred:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magic Items Found:	2040	Emeralds Found:	9526
Zombie Dances:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!