Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in your cozy little cave, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you like they’re in a synchronized flash mob. Just as you think it’s all over, a mysterious figure swoops in on a flying pig and saves the day. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Love Letters Sent: 19
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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