LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Enchantments Applied: 185 Ores Mined: 5281
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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