Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crops Grown: 2004 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
Dragon Eggs Found: 5017 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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