PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you

apply, apply today, armor, Calendar, CREEPERS, Discord, Economic, end dimension, Features, join us, PhoenixSMP, Player jobs, Player Warps, Portal Shapes, proximity chat, rules, Seasons, Server, Shops, Skills, smp, teleports, useful links, weapons, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Must be 16 or older
No xray
No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission)
No griefing of any sorts
Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server
Know your limits, watch your lag

Server Features
Custom and Harder End Dimension
Custom Armor and Weapons
Proximity Chat Compatible
Player Warps & Teleports
Calendar Synced Seasons
Economy Based Server
Custom Portal Shapes
Player Jobs & Shops
MCMMO

Useful Links

Apply Today!

Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	248	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	5948
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Animals Bred:	156	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Love Letters Sent:	20

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	726	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7600	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	1721	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	453069
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Buildings Constructed:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	9444	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3083
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crops Grown:	3802	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582