Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!

Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!

But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!

Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP

    No Lies Detected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Serenity server Minecraft

    Serenity server Minecraft

    In order to be added to the whitelist, you must submit a request on the Discord server. http://discord.gg/D5hFgShA6m

    ⚡ About the Serenity server

    After years of searching for a good Minecraft server with a vanilla survival theme, the Serenity admins decided to create their own.

    The server is a small gaming community that works on various projects together and alone. We give you the opportunity to realize any desires.

    To weed out inadequate players or cheaters, we created applications and made access only for people with a license. The Serenity server is owned by several people, among whom there are no children or those eager to attract attention.

    If you have any questions, you can get advice on the Discord server.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Racism Test Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Test Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Would you rather build a giant chicken statue or a lava-filled roller coaster?” Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional spontaneous dance party in the middle of a pixelated forest. And don’t worry, our server is so inclusive that even the chickens are welcome to join in on the fun.

    So why choose between being a black woman having sex with a white man or a white woman having sex with a black man when you can join our server and be whatever the heck you want to be? Let your imagination run wild and come play with us today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • >Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around

    >Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans who are always up to no good. They love causing trouble and stirring up drama, like the time they attacked a Palestinian flag in the Netherlands and ended up getting beaten and thrown into a river. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our server!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time they lost 5-0 to Ajax. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days. So if you want to be a part of all the insanity and mayhem, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Phantom Shark Minecraft Server

    Phantom Shark Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s just the beginning of the wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll find on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. From limited edition Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merch to AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our playlist of Gura songs that will have you grooving while you mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Serious Link Thread – Pt4 Minecraft SMP

    Serious Link Thread – Pt4 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Bitcoin believers and the institutional adoption enthusiasts. Will the price hit $5 or will it skyrocket to $20? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions!

    Forget about building boring houses and farming crops, here you’ll be DCA-ing and protecting your wealth in the $12 to $10 range. And don’t worry, we’re all in this together, so be prepared for the March to June 2025 boiling point!

    So come on, join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 248

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • True Love Minecraft Server

    True Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t spark that special connection? Look no further, because our server is all about true love! Join us and find your perfect Minecraft match – whether it’s a pig named Porky or a creeper with a heart of gold, we’ve got the perfect player for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, rumored to grant eternal happiness to anyone who finds it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this rare and precious gem?

    Join us now for a chance to experience the most romantic and heartwarming Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you have true love in blocky form?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9721 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Hello? Based Department? Hello? Minecraft SMP

    Hello? Based Department? Hello? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the cows are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise birthday parties instead of blowing up your house.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden disco party cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at karaoke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 2872
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sieze The Moment Minecraft Server

    Sieze The Moment Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being woke? Do you want to fight against the forces of DEI and reclaim your Minecraft freedom? Join our server now and be a part of the reconquista! We are on a mission to bankrupt entertainment companies and erase the impact of their woke conquests. Take a victory lap with us as we revitalize and reclaim our Minecraft world. Don’t let the American left demoralize you, join us and be a part of the movement against wokeness. It’s time for REMIGRATION, REVITALIZATION, AND RECLAMATION in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Anime Minecraft SMP Hype

    Anime Minecraft SMP Hype
    Have you ever wondered how anime became so popular? Well, let me tell you a little secret – it all started on our Minecraft SMP! Yes, that’s right, our server is where all the anime magic began. Our players were just mining away, building epic structures, when suddenly a portal to the anime world opened up and sucked them in. And let me tell you, they came back with some seriously cool powers. Now, our server is the go-to place for all things anime – we’ve got giant mechs stomping around, magical girls casting spells, and even a talking cat that gives out quests. So if you want to be part of the anime revolution, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover the next big anime sensation.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • OMG – Omega Strikers Minecraft Server

    OMG – Omega Strikers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the Large Woman carries the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

    Embark on a journey through Byte Breakers – ODY’s new game prototype playset, where you can battle it out with final Omega Strikers updates and show off your skills in ranked matches. Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and participate in the /omg/ Cup tournament for a chance to win epic prizes.

    But that’s not all! We have a mega dump of emotes, models, and more to customize your gameplay experience, along with the latest balance patch to keep things fresh. Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you coming back for more. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Anonymous 927109379 Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous 927109379 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as crazy as the players.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep comes charging at you! Or maybe you’re building a cozy little house when a gang of mischievous villagers start pranking you with invisible blocks.

    But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the creepers are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride chickens into battle for the title of Chicken Champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Beta Male Dislike Minecraft Server

    Beta Male Dislike Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a low t beta male who can’t appreciate the art of twerking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, twerking is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us and unleash your inner ooga booga mating call as you twerk your way to victory. Who knew that shaking your booty could lead to such epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t be a beta, join us now and twerk like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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