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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 736 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exclusive than a fashion sample sale? Look no further! Our server is so VIP, even Ana wouldn’t be allowed in (and trust us, you don’t want Ana causing drama in your virtual world).
Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?
So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).
