Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 175
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY