Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, playing pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons – things can get explosive real quick.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event planned where you can ride a dragon through the Nether while blasting “Eye of the Ender” on jukeboxes. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8509
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Crops Grown: 4194 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DeekzSMP

    DeekzSMP

    DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

    Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!
    Server Name Novidium
    IP play.novidium.net
    Overview Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium? Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
    How does the player economy work on Novidium? There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
    What are the main features of Novidium? The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
    Is Novidium suitable for all types of players? The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 115 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Potions Brewed: 68
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

    But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

    And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

    Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

    Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyHubbyCutback

    CraftyHubbyCutback
    Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

    Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

    Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

    So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyLove30

    BlockyLove30
    Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

    SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

    But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

    And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

    Ultra Processed Food Frenzy
    come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Potions Brewed: 79
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Vexlaris

    Vexlaris

    CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

    Hangout Haven Minecraft Server
    Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Animals Bred: 29
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

    Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GFDriverSeatOops

    GFDriverSeatOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

    But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

    DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

    But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

    If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

    CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

    BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Animals Bred: 146 Dragon Eggs Found: 7387
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY