🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Content Creation, digital content, digital identity, Entertainment, Gaming, hobby, internet personality, Lies, Live streaming, Minecraft, niji, online presence, online streaming, smp, virtual avatar, virtual community, virtual performance, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	8507
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

2024.., 4B Movement, Anime, Aspie bros, Aspie nerd, autistic, BFF’s, blocky, DATING, feminism, Identity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Normie, pokemon memes, pussy, relationships, Server, sex, social norms, Stereotypes, Women, Wrong Planet

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

beard growth, body image, body mechanics, cultural perceptions, FITNESS, gameplay, Gaming, Gay, Good, health, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Mechanics, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, really, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight gain, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where you can bet on red and win big! We’ve got Mountain Dew promotions that will blow your mind and epic editions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

12 Million Votes Gone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2468

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Creeper’s Lair Minecraft Server

anti-social, basement dweller, blaming others, Confidence, CREEPERS, gender stereotypes, height insecurity, Insecurity, Lair, Loser, Meme culture, Minecraft, online trolling, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, Server, short

Are you tired of being a 5’5″ basement-dwelling, unconfident, anti-social loser? Well, we can’t help you grow taller, but we can offer you a place to escape reality and live your best Minecraft life! Join our server and leave all your insecurities behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who couldn’t care less about your height (or lack thereof).

Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Anime & Manga Cure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being gay in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our virtual world is so straight, even the pixels are wearing flannel shirts and drinking PBR. Join us and watch as your rainbow flag turns into a fishing pole and your love for Lady Gaga gets replaced with a newfound appreciation for monster trucks. Say goodbye to your fabulousness and hello to your newfound love for all things manly! Join now and start your journey to hetero-heaven!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to cat.sys, the most purr-fect Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean tale!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their meow-nificent wisdom and expertise. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by cats? It’s the ultimate feline fantasy!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. It’s like a zoo, but with blocks!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted litter box hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So start digging, my friend!

So come join us at cat.sys, where the adventure is as wild as a catnip-fueled frenzy and the fun never stops. Meow-velous times await you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Animals Bred:	166	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling hoards of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a totally normal occurrence here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Mighty Potato King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Your Body My Choice Forever Minecraft SMP

activism, bodily autonomy, Body, body autonomy, Choice, cry me a river, empowerment, equality, feminism, forever.., gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Men always win, Minecraft, my choice, protest, reproductive rights, smp, Social Issues, social justice, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Your Body

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical Minecraft world where the rules were made up and the possibilities were endless. They built towering castles, dug deep underground for rare treasures, and even tamed dragons to ride into battle. But the real fun began when they discovered the secret to unlimited diamond armor and started a fashion revolution that rocked the server to its core.

But beware, not everything is sunshine and rainbows in our world. There are rival factions vying for power, mischievous mobs lurking in the shadows, and the occasional llama stampede that can turn a peaceful village into chaos in seconds. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the land, or will you be left crying a river as the men (and women) of our server outsmart and outplay you at every turn?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where your body is our choice and men always win (unless you’re a woman, in which case, you still have a pretty good shot). See you in the game, and may the LOLs be ever in your favor!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pick Up Chicks Minecraft Server

#Automotive, benz, BMW, CAR, chicks, classy cars, Country, coupes, DATING, European Cars, foreign cars, Girls, high-end vehicles, Lifestyle, luxury car, Minecraft, Pick, Pick up, relationships, sedans, Server, socializing, sports cars, Transportation

Welcome to the most luxurious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine building your dream mansion out of diamond blocks while driving around in your very own virtual BMW or Benz. Yes, that’s right, we have virtual luxury cars for you to cruise around in because why walk when you can drive a sports car in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic animals you’ll ever find in the game. Want a pet unicorn? We’ve got it. How about a dragon to guard your castle? No problem. Our server is like a virtual zoo on steroids.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Fight against other players in epic arenas while riding on the back of a virtual T-Rex. It’s like Jurassic Park meets Gladiator, but in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at >BMW>Benz and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Luxury cars, exotic animals, and epic battles await you. See you in the game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Mystery Miner Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring plenty of snacks, because you never know when you might get hungry for some creeper sushi.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3