SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	177
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	6687
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ores Mined:	3009
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7968
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2951
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8591	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	7406

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1575	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	8572	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Star Shards Collected:	267	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!