| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6642 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1079 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 866873 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).
And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 62 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6783 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 122 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 75 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1040 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!
So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.
For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.
Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.
The server is completely free to play and has no donations!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 228 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join Terumi, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be a great idea. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well. But hey, that’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on Terumi!
We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride. And don’t even get me started on the legendary llama races that happen every Friday night. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So come join us on Terumi for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the server, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your emotional support animal (or pixelated pet) without worrying about them destroying our virtual couch cushions. Our server is a safe space for all creatures, whether they’re real or blocky.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their dog chew up your pixelated coffee table. Stand your ground and protect your Minecraft home from any potential damage.
So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without the fear of your virtual furniture getting destroyed. And remember, it’s not insensitive to prioritize your own virtual space!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4424 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
