OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY