| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2634 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6686 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 889 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1922 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7616 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9978 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7437 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4658 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 9367 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8332 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7604 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 695 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4196 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8600 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3325 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 217 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6052 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4018 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8012 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1576 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 133 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2494 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year π
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3178 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5567 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 133 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
