BlockyBoobsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Park Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and pull off epic trolling stunts. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Enchantments Applied:	287	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	3809	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	122	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Oil ers Minecraft SMP Over

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of epic battles against giant oilers who are trying to take over the server with their oily ways. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground oil wrestling ring where players can duke it out for the title of Oiliest Player. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the oily madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you, especially if your parents are willing to foot the bill. Who needs financial independence when you have unlimited blocks to build with? 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind the struggles of adulthood – here, you can thrive without any judgment! Build your empire, explore new lands, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if anyone tries to lecture you about growing up, just tell them your parents love you more! 😂

💰 So come on, join our server and let’s have a blast together! Who needs financial independence when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy adventure! 💰

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OuchieMcSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	295
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	270
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7188
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mushroom Mayhem Server

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yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Void Gems Collected:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vaxx Deniers R Us

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Players Killed by Monsters:	6146
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyEscape

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Looking for an escape from your overbearing parents who want to control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you can make your own decisions without any parental pressure.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone telling you how it should look. A world where you can explore vast landscapes and caves without worrying about being slapped or beaten for making a mistake. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to break free from oppressive family expectations.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for leaving your parents behind – on our server, you can focus on building your own life without the guilt trip. So come join us and experience the freedom and autonomy you’ve always dreamed of!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UglyAttractiveTraits – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things unconventional and weird.

We don’t care if you find conventionally attractive traits ugly, in fact, we encourage it! Want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks? Go for it! Want to create a farm with only pink sheep? Absolutely! Want to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times because you think it’s the height of fashion? You do you, boo!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off an army of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs conventionally attractive traits when you can have this much fun?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CreeperCrisis

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken friendships, Communication, Conflict, CreeperCrisis, Distance, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship, healing from friendship issues, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, Pain, Support, toxic relationships, Trust

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing friends again! Our server is equipped with a magical friendship potion that guarantees eternal bonds with your fellow players. Say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun and laughter!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and groovy skeletons. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most friendship-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave – not that you’ll have a choice once you’ve tasted our friendship potion!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FortifyCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build towns so strong even floods can’t break them! we got walls taller than a giraffe on stilts and defenses so crazy even the water is scared to mess with us. come be part of the action as we battle against the elements and show those floods who’s boss. plus, we have the best virtual pierogi in all of minecraft, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. join now and help us defend our towns from the deadly floods of central europe!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5