KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	5735

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	531553	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	5949	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Towns Built:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	8785

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9468	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	895
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1789	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14