so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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