Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Ores Mined:	747
Mines Excavated:	4101	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Potions Brewed:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	2132
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	622

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Villages Defended:	14	New Chunks Explored:	281218
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crops Grown:	6221
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4