so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”

so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!

join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 10 New Chunks Explored: 450474
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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